Wednesday, 9 September 2015

funny jokes

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hahahahaha......

laugh......



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ME:- JITNE LIKES AAPKI BETI K SELFY PE EK HAFTE ME AATE HAI NAA, UTNE LIKES MERE POST PE EK DIN ME HI AA JAATE HAIN
UNCLE REPLIED:- BETA REHENE DO TUM SE NAA HO PAAYEGA

ME:- MACBOOK PRO H??
SHOPKEEPER:- HAA H?
ME:-PACK KR DO..
SHOPKEEPER:- PAYMENT KAISE KAROGE CASH YA KIDNEY
ME:-KIDNEY....


*DURING SCHOOL XAMS*
FRIEND:- BHAI YE QUESTION AATA H?
ME:-HAA AATA YE, DEKH LE
FRIEND:-THNKS BHAI
ME:-BHAI TRKO YE AATA H? OE? SUN BHAI? BATA DE YR? OE? SUN LE? AATA H YE? SAALE BAHAR MILIYO TU 

NURSE TO PATIENT:-
AAPKI PULSE TO BADI TEZ H
PATIENT:- YE MERA HAATH NAHI HAI JO AAPNE PAKDA HAI



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